Question:
What two things do the two movies Dark Shadows and 21 Jump Street have in common?
Answer:
Both were taken from old TV shows and Johnny Depp was in both.
From that point on, these movies are totally different. One is good, and one is bad. 21 Jump Street is trite and predictable and fortunately that cute Johnny Depp only plays a cameo role and is promptly killed. He probably made killing the character as part of the contract so he would never have to appear in 21 Jump Street under any circumstance again.
Dark Shadows — okay wait — three things in common. Dark Shadows is also predictable, but redeems itself by being hilariously funny. Johnny Depp plays a vampire, but not a scary one, who was buried alive in the 1700’s to be unburied and returns to the 1960’s hippie era. So the movie was a period piece within a period piece, cool huh. The catch is that Johnny Depp has been in time capsule of sorts, i.e. his coffin, and his reaction to modernity which is old-fashioned to us viewers, was laugh out-loud funny. Really.
I was watching Dark Shadows on a trans-Atlantic flight on one of those teeny screens behind the seat in front of me. Usually, when I travel the person who sits next to me is pretty nice and we chat. It’s always fun meeting fellow travelers and finding out where they’re from and where they’re going and blah, blah, blah. Well, this last flight, I’m sitting next to a cold fish. I tried to start a conversation and she basically snubbed me.
What’s more, I’m in the aisle seat, and she just holds it in until I get up to go to the bathroom and then uses it too. I always want the aisle seat so I don’t have to crawl over people to use the toilet, and certainly understand when people have to crawl over me to go. But anyway, the person next to me was not the friendly sort and didn’t like it when I laughed out loud at the laugh out-loud funny Dark Shadows; but I didn’t care, she needed to lighten up. Finally, at the end of the flight, she started talking and was actually very nice, but it took her long enough: 9 hours and 18 minutes to be exact.
She watched the stupid movie Brave, it’s a children’s film and not funny at all; but she did find it amusing. So here goes:
Skip 21 Jump Street unless you love Johnny Depp and want to see him die.
Watch Brave only if you have children and are desperate for a movie.
Yes on Dark Shadows — only for the humor…and Johnny Depp…because he is adorable.